What do you do when car sales lag? Why, you create a menagerie with balloon creatures to draw attention. You start with not one, but THREE patriotic eagles, each conveying a heart-tugging message guaranteed to bring in flag-waving customers by the droves.

And if that isn’t enough, you add one black menacing gorilla, one whimsical blue gorilla, and one very scary, but authentically green, godzilla dude. No matter what your preference, this card dealer isn’t blowing hot air when he says he wants your business.