Yep, you’re definitely obsessed with food…and you definitely need to get a social life. Do you think you could buy one of *those* at your local market?
Yeah, well, I tried. Picked out a nice social life at the market last trip, but it wouldn’t scan. I got impatient waiting for a price check (those can be so embarassing when they yell over the loudspeakers, “Price check on a social life, register six, please”), so I told the clerk “Never mind…I’ll pick one up later.”
Hmmm, yeah, embarrassing. *Almost* as embarrassing as when the clerk at the cozy B&B where you’re staying says, “Such a big room for ONLY YOU,” or when the waitress repeats incredulously “table for ONE?” Yikes. Might as well wear a sign that says “Yes, I’m a leper!” (lol)
So yeah, if you find a store that stocks social lives, please send me the name & address, please. Do you think they’d ship an online order?
inspiration....
“Choose your pleasures for yourself and do not let them be imposed upon you.” — Lord Chesterfield
Yep, you’re definitely obsessed with food…and you definitely need to get a social life. Do you think you could buy one of *those* at your local market?
Yeah, well, I tried. Picked out a nice social life at the market last trip, but it wouldn’t scan. I got impatient waiting for a price check (those can be so embarassing when they yell over the loudspeakers, “Price check on a social life, register six, please”), so I told the clerk “Never mind…I’ll pick one up later.”
I AM trying to diet, you know ;-P
Hmmm, yeah, embarrassing. *Almost* as embarrassing as when the clerk at the cozy B&B where you’re staying says, “Such a big room for ONLY YOU,” or when the waitress repeats incredulously “table for ONE?” Yikes. Might as well wear a sign that says “Yes, I’m a leper!” (lol)
So yeah, if you find a store that stocks social lives, please send me the name & address, please. Do you think they’d ship an online order?